"who among you...who among you can fix this stapler?"
and from the crowd came one voice, steady and true: "verily, i can fix it."
the masses of people parted and, lo! 'twas but a tony.
things joanne has broken/killed in the last fortnight: 9
the forces of good, righteousness, and how the stapler spring goes in the weirdest place: 1
yay tony! yay stapler! i'm just writing about it b/c i just used it and it TOTALLY is fixed. like totally.