Self Defense

If a panhandler snatches money out of my hand at 2am in the morning as I'm trying to hail a cab (and I'm drunk, and I'm wearing heels) ... I won't yell "Help" or scream.

I will smack him in the head with my arm, and he will run away. I'll topple to the ground, cursing my heels. And my arm will hurt inconsolably the next day. I hope you hurt today, you scum!