joanne has a crush on:

luis biava
kim's food truck
frothy romantic comedy
chronica (operation orgasm)
penn cheerleader
princeton band dork
syphilis lunchbox
crescent fresh
origamist
brown elvis
mr. boddy
walking wrinkle
nucare whore
creamy
aggressive
mr. bubble man
(i tried to be obnoxiously all-encompassing, but er cryptic enough to show i care. "love ya!")